Wednesday, December 31, 2008
I honestly can't be bothered to blog bout my days...n gt prob uploading fotos too -.-...I don see wat's the point of mi continuing to blog...No one cares anw...It's not like ppl come look at my unupdated blog n feel sad that i didn't update cos they care bout mi n wanna noe hw i'm doin...hardly any1 bothers to tag...i always go to my tagbox to c if some kind soul tagged to ask how i'm doin...But nope, no one bothers...ppl jus come, c that thr's no update n jus moves on without a 2nd thought...y isn't thr anw1 who actually come n ask mi once in awhile how i am n is genuinely interested in my life...but thr's no one...no one i can go to, to talk bout all my problems n difficulties...thr was tis fren of mine called juliet...i used to be able to talk to her bout my probs...but i can't now...i can't rely on someone who doesn't see me as of much importance...or someone who's one of my main problems...or someone who won even bother to come talk to me...at least...thr was someone. else..who i really cared about...i miss the times i spent with her......the times she when she took my foolscrap pad n scibbled stuff all over it...it hurts so so much just thinking bout it...knowing that i can't be with with her...but...i still miss holding her in my arms...i need someone who loves me...but i doubt i'll thr's any1...i feel so very lonely...with no one who cares...no one who i can just call in the middle of the night when i feel so depressed...in 22 hours it's be a new year...dun c how it can be btr then the previous 1...
Thursday, December 25, 2008
I feel too lazy to blog...Haix...I don noe y everytime i go online i will immidiately go look to c if ur online...If i dun c u if feel this small pang of disappointment...Even though i dun plan to talk to eu i'll still feel it...If i do c eu i'll feel a lil happier...just cos ur thr...dots...I dun noe y i feel liddat -.-...Weird huh? Zzz...Anws nid slo liao...Tmr gt work
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Thoughts
I can't bothered to blog bout my previous days. who care bout wad i did anw? Lolz. Anw, i realised i'm a really cheerful enthusiastic n talkative person -.- . I noe y i'm emo. But why do i continue to do thing which i noe will only end in misery? I guess it's cause of hope, hope for something btr. But will i ever get it? I don't noe...Shld i remain the way i am and enjoy myself or shld i kepp trying? ZzZzZ. Anws, to a friend of mine. Do u really want to be my friend? I mean i find that everytime we talk is cause i go to u. Would u really bother bout mi if i didn't start the conv? I really enjoy talking to u...but....Haix...i don noe...I don even noe if ur gonna read this...U say we're frens, but ur uncomfortable goin out wif mi u can't be bothered or ur not interested in talking to mi...U didn't even gt me my b'dae present... Pls...Tell mi wad u think...tell mi wad i shld do....
Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Todae
I went to church to help distribute flyers for my church's upcoming musical. Anybody wanna come? Jus contact mi. Then i helped out wif the props. Then came back.
Thoughts
...haix...You're right. Only God shld be important. But your life shouldn't be simply disregarded. I noe that we'll all eventually go to heaven, but when i'm thr, i wanna have brought alot of ppl along wif mi. We shld strive to spread the word of God. Even if no one accepts or believes you, it wouldn't be on your conscience tat you didn't give them the opportunity.Btw pls don close ur blog. I read it lyk every time i use the com. N thank u. For saying that i'm not unimportant.
You once said that we shouldn't wait. That we shld dedicate our time to something else. But...what if something we really want nid for us to wait? the best things go to those who wait. Cos if i were to just let you go, how will i ever noe what my lyf would be lyk holding you close to me? Will i ever c you smiling back at me. how will i noe? Gosh i just copied that straight from the song -.- ...So yar, i guess i'll keep waiting. I don't noe how i'll get thru it, but your worth the wait.
Well Juliet, the rain's falling down on the sidewalk. I won't go till you come outside.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Todae
I went wif timmy to celebrate his b'dae at cathay cineleisure. Had lunch at some jap restaurant. I'll put up the pics when i can. Then went to watch bolt. Sooo cute. Then it ended horribly cos the gurls went shopping -.- Started to emo after that.
Thoughts
Haix...I feel so pathetic. I noe i always tell u to cheer up but i just can't c a good side to this... I feel unimportant. Maybe it's cos i'm really pessimistic n lyk to assume the worst...I noe thr's a proper reason to y u don reply, fone no bat/no cash on fone...but i just can't help but feel that u just can't be bothered to reply...when i asked, "will thr be any chance in the future". Did u anws that cos u pitied me?...Will thr be something more or am i waiting for naught?...i feel so so unimportant to u...u hardly ever come talk to mi...most of the time i'm the one who start the conv...i guess i've just beeing lying to myself all along. lying that thr may be some small chance that u may someday feel the same way to mi...i guess not...i can't do anything for u...i can't make u feel happy or be thr for u when u nid some1...i doubt a relationship will ever happen...i just don't think that any1 let alone u will ever love mi...so don tag. don talk to mi. don apologise. just forget mi...i don't want to add to your troubles...just leave me aloe to my misery and tears...i guess my lyf's meant to be spent alone...devoid of any1 who truely loves me...It doesn't matter if u don't understand...nothing matters anymore...~sayonara
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Yay. Thr's internet over here in Kl. I'm gonna do a summary of my hols:
first 7 days in malacca
nxt 7 in cameron highlands
1 day in KL
Another 2 in Malacca
3 days in camp
yups. so tat e plan. I'm currently in KL FYI kay I’ll try to blog bout wat happened earlier in Malacca and Cameron.
1st day
left my home a 6 in e morning cos now my family drive a weekend car. For ppl who don’t noe the pokka dotted van has died after 9 hard years of riving my family around T.T. N for ppl who didn’t noe my family used to drive a pokka dotted van -.- . Anws, we drove to Malacca in bout 3 hours had lunch. Then, checked into the hotel.
2nd to 6th day
Lazed around, watched dvds. (Omg wall.e is SO cute -.-). Anws played risk with my family. My sis won cos me n my dad spent the whole game killing each other tat we barely had an army left. Then my sis killed us cos she hardly attacked in e beginning -.- . Played a lot of dota against AIs -.- man have no life. Then spent the remainder of my time daydreaming. Same topic, as always. Even in Malaysia I can’t get her out of my mind -.- dots.
7th day
Left early in e morning for Cameron highlands. Reached there at about 2.
8th day till 14th
Same as in Malacca. Slacked, watched tv n day dreamed. Yes, about the same thing. -.-. Went to several attractions of which i've been to so many times b4. Went to a tea plantation. Took a really lame photo =P. Will post when I’m in S’pore. Then, I received this msg. I was pleasantly surprised to c who it was from =D. Sadly can’t agree to e request cos I’m still here T.T . After e 14th kay? Zzz. Still I feel a lil pessimistic. T.T Ah well i tend to assume the worst in everything -.-
Todae
Left early this morning for KL. Reach at bout 2. Went to tims square. Was really happy to find internet. =). Chatted with Juliet till now.
Thoughts
To Juliet,
It' not ur fault i'm emo. I'm usually lyk tis anw. =) besides, when i talk to you i feel happy. it's just tat i don really blog bout it =). so dun feel gulity bout making mi wait.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Past Few Days..
In malaysia....Played dota alot...watched alot of shows..
Thoughts
...Just got a bad feeling..Feeling emo again...Same reason as always...I just don't noe if it really will work...I keep feeling tat i'll always just be a friend n i''m wasting my time n effort...haix...pls tell mi thr something more..,
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Went 4 camp...to exhausted to blog about it all. For one thing i didn't sleep at nite n had to walk from bukit pankang to bukit timah hill n back the nxt day. -.-
To Her
Dedicating a large part of my final post to you. Feel honored. =P. Anw sry 4 being irritating n blur sometimes. I tend to forget things n think too much of certain things. N i sometimes don't noe how to express my feelings properly too =/. Well i'm just afraid. Afraid of not being able to be with you nxt time....Well i'm sure u noe this. Anw i don't really mind u not being able to msg mi back. Just find some way to reply, e-mail, tag mi etc. Cya. I'll miss talking to you. <3
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thoughts
Haix...I don care anw more..whether or not u lyk mi...It's too stressful n painful think about it...I'm sorry i'm irritating at times...I just don't really know how to express my feeling properly i guess...Nvm...U won't lyk mi anw...I won't be here to bug u for the nxt few weeks...Maybe u can come up wif more excuses not to go out wif me in the mean time...Cya...I'll miss you even though u won't.
Thoughts
...This will b the last time i'll be blogging in awhile cos i'm goin to malaysia.. .Today sucked...Was plannig to go out wif someone...Didn't in the end...Thr something that i regreted about grad nite...Cos i was too busy wif something...Or so i think...It was one of thing things that i really hoped for...I was really really disappointed when you had to just leave...Thr's nothing tat can be done bout it now...The night's over...Even so, do you really want to be in that picture wif me? Or do just feel guilty?...
To Her
Well, happy now? You've got some1 waiting 4 u. Was waiting the whole night 4 a reply...It sucks being in this position...You haven't made it clear...You've neither said yes or no...Don't tell mi wat you always say. About being held back...I was okay wif that reason...So i waited...Then things happened tat made my doubt...Everytime i'm supposed to go out wif you something happens n it gets cancelled...Is it really coincidence? Or tat u just couldn't be bothered?...Just tell mi now...In the future, is thr any chance? Don't tag. I won't be able to see it cos i'm in camp the nxt two days. Just call.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
I can't really b bothered to describe it all. I will mention some highlights. Brandon n lynette were the nominees for e prom king n queen. neither won tho -.- . Judges biased. Also i was forced on stage to do some stupid game -.- And then we had this dance thing where me n hao jis umped on stage to join valent in dancing to YMCA woohoo. -.-
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Todae
Went wif sam to buy hair dye. Bought 1 then went by her house to dye. End up nvr do properly n can't c then colour -.- Then when back bought more. Will do again tmr.
To "Her"
I read tat you want someone to wait for you. Do you know tat i'm waiting? Eu told mi tat you weren't ready 4 another relationship yat. I'm waiting for it to change. Haix...But i can't help but feel tat you won't feel the same way about mi even if eu weren't burdened by past relationships. I can't help but feel tat thr someone else which eu have feelings for. I don't wish to wait for something tat will nvr happen. Pls tell mi i'm wrong bout tis...Pls tell mi soon.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Todae
Went 2 church early cos i had to set up some fun fair thing. Zzz. After tat ent home Dotaed abit. Then went by my uncle's house to borrow the shirt n blazer. They fit =D. N they look really nice. Well it's a liiittle bit too large but can't really tell the difference. =P.
Thoughts
Haix...I've been looking forward to it. Now tat it's so close i dun feel excited...Will any1 even remember it? Will the even care? I look at other ppl's 1 n then think about how mine could pass i feel really vry depressed. No one remembered last year's 1. Tis year thr won't be a diff. 55 more min. I wonder if she'll msg. I doubt so. Her fone's outta cash. I doubt she remembers anw. If onli i could c her tmr. It would completely make my dae. But she's too busy... Can't blame her for being popular...Haix my cousin now dun wan go out if mi tmr...Hate her -.- Ps mi so she can go stone at her fren's house. Does no one want to go out wif mi?? I wish someone will ask mi out or something. I feel so unwanted. Cya all.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Past Few Daes
Fridae
Didn't do much. Was planning to go sentosa but plans changed. Ah well another dae bah. At least tat dae gt somethings clear up. Kinda..
Todae
Went to vivo. =/. Met wif peeps at je interchange. Ppl were late as usual. Nt me. As predicted, a gurl was last to arrive -.- I don noe how some gurls can b so punctual while some tend to be so late -.- Anw i found out tat one of my frens has extremely poor taste. Lyk his stead has completely no looks. Personality didn't seem to good to me. Ah well i guess i don noe her so i shouldn't judge. But still...My fren told mi tat she has a "forest" waiting 4 her. Lyk, yar rite. C'mon who gonna believe tat nvm. Anw went to vivo went to a few shops to try out suits and shirts n stuff. Wth it's damn tiring. I have no idea how gurls shop so much in high heels n still enjoy themselves -.- Another mystery tat i will nvr solve.
Thoughts
Hmm haven't thought much. Abit about her n wat to do about her. Abit about prom. Abit more about her. N abit about her n prom -.- Btw i changed something n i'll kill any1 who doesn't notice -.- lolz it cost 90 bucks. well not my hair colour. whoeva doesn't notice tat mus b blind. Red dye n blond highlight it is.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
Todae
Had Phy O-lvl. Was kinda easy. Me n Min Sunn went to mac to buy breakfast. Was supposed to eat in sch ended up eating during chem remedial. lolz. anw i 4gt the straw 4 my milo -.- vry irritating.
Thoughts
I'm not sure bout something. Something i read...I doubt tat it is the way i hope it is...I'm most probably assuming too much...Then again i could be the way i hope it seems =)...but wat are the chances...-.- haix...i wish i knew wat she was thinking or how she felt...Lolz. Understanding women:the greatest mystrey of madkind -.- Haix..gimme another clue or hint plss T.T
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Todae
As usual i didn't do much. Plaed Dota. Studied abit.
Thoughts
Haixx...I guess i shouldn't have even asked in the first place...I'm most probably gonna watch movies all on my own the whole hols...I doubt anw 1 will want to watch will...Not tat i care...I to watch wif 1 person T.T...Damn i sound pathetic...Nvm i'll jus go back n emo in my lil corner...I guess i'm gonna go back to my past pharse...No sane gurl will eva lyk mi -.- dots...I hate the world...I hate tis school...Damn everything. Nvm i'm giving up. Thrs no point. I feel lyk i'm jus causing her trouble. Or irritating her. Tat's all i can do -.- I'll go hide in my corner now. Cya all.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Todae
I woke up super late at lyk 12.30 anw didn't do much. some chores. dotaed alot zzz.
Thoughts
I haven't thought bout tat much stuff a per wat silvia said. Don't think so much. Lolz. Talking to silvia sometimes a bit frustrating cos i not alays noe wat she talking bout =/. K now i noe y she say tat she wasn't so sure -.- Lolz. although talking to silvia vry entertaining. She seems to always state the obvious. Eg.I say: It's gonna rain. She says: cos got clouds. lyk duhh. okay she didn;'t sae exactly tat but i think she'll say it.Anw i do miss her. I miss talking to her but I'm afraid tat i call at an inappropriate time =/ i guess i can c her on mondae. Being around her is nice...sometime...lyk when i'm not getting suaned by ppl 4 talking to her...wthh...When i'm finally looking forward to sch it ends zzz. anw i plan to dye my hair but i don noe wat colour. pls leave a tag on wat colour u ppl think will be nice.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Todaae
Woke up at bout 9 to go msn...Hoping to c someone lolz...After tat went to plae lan wif tim eric n qi shen...L8r i went to tim's house to wait till time to meet my grandmother. Plaed Mh thr. Goin to bpp tat tym i take wrong bus -.- zzz nvm anw went to bpp n ate wif my grandma n sis. Saw hui min thr. After tat came home n dotaed. Zzz i'm losing my lyf to dota...
Thoughts
I guess i've been thinking too much. About relationships. Who cares if now i don't have a stead? If i'm looking 4 a stead i should jus be looking 4 someone who i can have a good time wif care for n generally learn from the relationship. I'm jus 16. So i guess i shouldn't be wasting my lyf away thinking/emoing bout tis. If can get into a r/s then good lah. But i think i can live with out having 1. Tat have been said doesn't mean tat i'm not intrested in gurls anymore. I just dun wanna emo when i get rejected/
wateva else. Although she still fills up alot of the time when i daydream -.- nvm i can live wif tat. Btw sry 4 making eu emo silvia =/
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Todae
Woke up n stared playing com. -.- Damn dota it is eating up my life. I nid to get distracted from it. Waiit...I keep playing dota cos it distracts me from thinking bout her -.- damn...wat now...Anw i pretty much played dota the whole of todae
Thoughts
Haixx when ever something happens i always assume the worst...I'm such a pessimist...Still...I feel bad 4 putting her in such a situation...Damn mi...Now tat i reread something i feel damn sad, I assumed something bout wat she felt, i was wrong...I feel so pathetic...i feel lyk a complete loser...although i am a loser...Probably goin to be in a bad mood tmr so the post may be extremely negative...I hate myself...No one will ever love mi...My ex moved her blog...I feel tis minor sense of loss or sadness...The last thing tat i have left of her is gone...Am i tat detestable?...I guess if i didn't exist thr really won't be a difference...I dun have any close friends anymore...Thr isn't any1 i can talk to about tis...Thr isn't any1 who cares...Thr will nvr be any1 who loves me...I wish i didn't exist.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Todae (part 2)
Went to Bpp 4 luch wif tim. Headed home then went to plae tennis wif him n some others tennis at debbies house end up onli me n tim playing -.- the rest swimming. Anw went home after tat n played Bnet zzz tim bought mi a battle chest as a present...now i'm gonna have no life -.-
Thoughts
=/ i feel slightly btr..cos 1stly i had fun when playing tennis n all..but still feel a bit sad. Haix i was trying not to think bout her..trying to get my self distracted wif other stuff...then when i was in the taxi wif tim i saw a couple hugging...it just reminded me so much of when i was wif my ex...The happiness i felt..tat feeling when i'm holding a gurl...then next comes the suck part...the thought tat i won't be having any of those anytime soon -.- damned spolier..haix she has her reasons...good reasons too...i guess i can't blame her...i doubt it'll make a good bf...if Ur reading tis it's not tat eu implied tat, jus one of my emo thots. Oh yar oso don feel guilty bout makin me lyk tis. Not ur fault kay..Okay now back to emoing -.- ... =/ i've run out of emo thots zzz ah well nvm good night to all
Todae
Woke up...Emoed
Thoughts
...I can't halp but feel i did something wrong...Zzz i suck at handling this kinds of situations...I feel lyk goin to a corner n emoing. No one will ever lyk mi...Maybe i shouldn't have done anything...My original plan also has been totaly screwed up...Doesn't matter...I'm used to it...I've nvr made difference in anyone's lyf. If i didn't exist thr won't be a difference. So jus scram get anyway from mi. Leave me to live out my pathetic life on my own.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Todae
Had ss todae. tis is pretty much the last paper i nid to study 4 woohoo. Anw after sch went to mac wif a few ppl. had fun.
Thoughts
Haix...I've got a feeling i don make a good impression on her... Everytime i'm close to her n plan to strike a up a conversation i just get too nervous to do it...I mean i can talk easily to other gurls..N when i talk to her i onli can manage to say a few word. Eg. How was the paper? Thats all i can say...I don even smile...i mean how would tat look?...Wait did i smile? Arg... Anw got distracted twice during e exam which kinda resulted in mi not being able to complete a qn =x. ah well i didn't noe how to do it anw -.- . First time was cos it started raining. Then i thought tat it'll be nice to sit in the middle of the rain n emo -.- lolz lately i've been influenced by e pic on e right. Second time cos i saw her n started daydreaming -.- wthh...she's lyk diagonally in my line of sight zzz. Haix i kinda miss e exam now...At least i could catch a glimpse of her...Now i can't...I feel depressed jus thinking bout it...It sounds corny but the sight of her seriously brightens up my dull day -.-...Anw I'm sure she noes. Maybe she avoiding the subject cos she doesn't lyk mi...i'm so pessimistic. Maybe she doesn't noe i guess....Who cares...She won't lyk mi either way...
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Todae
Studied in morning. Slacked in e afternoon. Went 4 dinner wif family
Thoughts
Haix..I'm really not sure wat will happen. Zzz i'm sure it'll end lyk it always does. Rejection. Ah well nvr hurt to try =). Waaiit...it will hurt -.- nvm. Well now i've got another reason to look forward to the end of O-lvls now...haix she is so distracting...can't stop thinking bout her...damn tis lovesick feeling...i keep getting thoughts of sitting in the pouring rain n emoing T.T y did i have to put ti blogskin lolz..maybe she'll be thr to bring mi an umbrella...lyk i once did...it seems so...cliche...
Todae
Went 4 ss remedial. Went 4 youth =D
Thoughts
Damn wat is wrong wif mi...I can't believe i miss her oso much -.- zzz. I miss the voice, her presence, her irritating demeanour -.- i don noe y i miss tat. Ah well maybe it's b'cos after being so irritating to the ppl around mi, it's nice to have some one irritate mi -.- wad de... okay thr's something wrong wif mi...Wadeva...I still miss her...Y did she have to be so cute...N pretty...
Friday, October 31, 2008
Todae
Gave up trying to edit e previous blogskin -.- anw didn't do much todae. Slacked alot.
Thoughts
Felt really lonely in the morning. I miss her. -.- As usual. I wish i could just call n talk to her but i don reallt have excuse. N i can't sae "i just wanted to talk to eu" cos my mind was abit blank todae n i wouldn't have anything to talk bout...-.- Then again it's highly likely she'll do all the talking. But i doubt she'll want to talk to mi anwway. I was looking back at my old posts, i feel really stupid. The way i write seems lyk a sec 1. Ah well can't do anything bout it. Anw most of the time i blog is when i'm emo, I find tat it's cos i got no one to turn to. No one i can just bother in the middle of the night to talk to cos i'm feeling lonely. It kinda sux but i'm used to it. I miss the time when i was with my x. It was fun. But...i wasn't meant to be...It hurt so much 4 mi to end it but i jus had to. Nonetheless i miss the times when i had someone i could care for tat much...Is it so wrong to want to be in a relationship? okay i don noe y i just asked myself tat. No one really condemned mi about it. Nvm it fits the "emo" mood -.- Zzz i really lyk her. But she'll nvr lyk mi. No one did (almost). Tis just another one of times. Ah well i'm used to rejection. Used to the pain. It sux. N it'll hurt. But i'm used to it.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Todae
Had Phy paper. Was okay. Had dinner wif silvia n gang. I don noe y i went wif them -.-
Thots
Okayy. Tis all the pink is startin to irritate mi. Unless someone saes he/she lyks e skin i'm changing it soon. Zzz. Anw it's kinda awkward when she noes n i noe she noes. It's even more awkward when everyone else noes -.- lyf sux. haiixx. Wad should i do bout it nooww T.T someone help mii. Plss. I wish i was a gurl maybe things would be easier. Wait, now tat just sounds gay -.- wth is wrong wif mi.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Todae
I woke up at bout 9.30 but i jus couldn't make myself move off the bed -.- studied abit then slacked. I went to my grandmother's house 4 dinner. Her food is the best.
Thoughts
Was listening to Taylor Swift's Love Story. Makes me think bout a lot of things n wish for even more. The media player was on shuffle n the next song was Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings. It's lyk hearing bout a relationship from the gurl then the guy. Go listen n u'll noe. I feel btr then yesterdae. Still kinda emo. But better nonetheless. Was reading jokes on the net yesterdae. Kinda cheered mi up. I wish someone would call or msg mi. Maybe ask how i am. May post again later.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Todae
Went 4 Phy. Met timmy on B-net.
Thoughts
I'm gonna start another private blog jus 4 the fun of it. Asked to be invited. Anw, i feel damn lonely... I wish i had someone...Okay i'm gonna stop crapping bout my oh so pathetic lyf n maybe talk bout more intresting stuff.....okay..i can't think of anything intresting...nvm..i wish i had someone who i could talk to bout everything as in i can tell the person my completem, honest opinion. Lyk a vry good fren or a gf zzz i doubt i'll get either anytime soon. There was one who fit the earlier postition, but he didn't consider mi that much of a fren. Maybe he did, maybe it was my fault tat were not frens anymore. Doesn't matter. There's another one, who i could talk to about alot of things, tat person cared bout mi followed mi when i was upset n tried to help. Back then i just brushed tat person away. Then things happened n we stopped talking after awhile. Tat person has btr friends then mi i guess. For the second part i had one. Maybe i shouldn't have had her. The relationship was doomed for failure but i was to naive to see it. I just rushed in. It was fun. I was really happy for tat point of time. It was joy beyond wat i had ever felt before. But i could not continue. We parted ways. I felt more pain then i had ever felt before. Not only did tat relationship cause me pain at the end but it caused me hunger for tat joy even more then i did before. That ecstatic feeling was lyk a drug. Once i had a taste i wanted more n more...Okay i may be goin into an emo mood 4 the nxt few daes so my following posts may be extremely negative n sometimes untrue. I feel lyk i jus wrote a litrature piece -.- wth.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Todae
Hitched a ride from Tim. Had my Eng papers. Was kinda okay. After tat had an announcement. Then went subway wif my mom.
Thoughts
Maybe there r somethings tat i have been immature about. Things tat not should have needed an incident for me to realise. I should take a look at my life. Think bout where it's goin. Nt jus academically, but also socially. I should talk to him. N her too. No sil not the *****. The other gurl of whom i will not write the name out.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Todae
Went sch at bout 11 to cram. No use 1 -.- all the diff stuff tat i crap nvr come out. Everything tat came out all damn easy. Good 4 mi anw. After tat went wif sil n jean to west mall then met louis zhong han n terrance. Went off wif them to sub even tho onli i eat -.- lol had fun. Qn. Wat is a noble gas. Louis' ans: a king farting -.- wth. altho it is kinda funny 4 those who noe the actual meaning which is an element in the 8th period of the periodic table.
Thoughts
Feelin btr than my last post. Had a bad mood swing, felt super negative about everything. Who cares if i'm being made use of. After all everyone makes use of everyone else. Eu hang out wif friends cos their fun to be wif. Etc etc. Random: Saw her at sch todae. She looked cute -.- wth is wrong wif mi. STUDY!!! Zzz distractions.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Todae
Went wif silvia to study at mac she was LATE!! lolz anw met jean shen n fiona thr. After tat i went 4 phy most of e2 not thr -.- zzz i go thr onli 4 the cro part. After tat went to west mall. Spaced out on the way thr. was thinking bout stuff. After tat wanted to talk bout it to a friend of mine. But she wasn't free. Zzz i sms oso can sms wrong -.- damned fone. Now she most probably mad at mi...
Thoughts
I'm sick n tired of eu. Now tat i think bout it ur just as bad as him. Don't eu want something from mi too? Eu claimed tat he was just making use of mi. Don't eu want to too? At least it was fun when i was wif him. Don't tell mi ur helping mi out of ur goodwill. I noe u'll want something back from mi. Now that i think about it. How many ppl actually befriended mi cos they liked mi? Most just have ulterior motive. Want mi to go do tis or help wif tat. Now to another person. I tot u were my friend. That eu sincerely cared about mi. I guess not. Not after eu brushed mi off so coldly. U'll onli bother about mi when it benefits u rite? Isn't tat y eu came in the first place? I hate you all.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Todaae
Went sch. Had ICE-CREAM at swensens =D Went 4 night study.
Thoughs
Cos my blog's not private i can't afford the luxury of putting ur name. Anw eu should noe who eu are.
To the person who blogged bout mi:
I noe i can't stop eu from unleashing ur wrath upon tat person. But honestly is tat who eu should be targeting? Fine she has a sucky attitute. But will u actually care if she wasn't wif him? He's the one who caused all the trouble n eu simply sae "he isn't tat great" c'mon get real. Eu even said tat he's done alot of crappy things to mi n yet eu pin all the blame on her. He's the ****ing a*****e. Ur jus pissed cos she was wif him. She wasn't even the one who went 4 him. It was the other way round kay? I'm sorry if it sounds harsh but seriously this is wat it is. Ur refusing to blame him cos eu haven't got over him.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Todaae n Yesterdae
Didn't post yesterdae cos was too lazy. Yesterdae i went sch at bout 1 then realised tat phy was postponed to fri -.- I must have been sleeping when Aw said tat. Anw then i went to study at mac wif Jean n Rach. Zzz I tot tat the mac tat they were studying at wasn't the one close to west mall n i blur blur walked ALL the way thr in the rain -.- . Then i wait 4 lyk 20 min msg them oso no reply. Felt lyk an idiot. Then walk all the way back n saw them at west mall mac -.- ****. Anw studied wif them then Hui Shan came. After tat i went 4 night study.
Todae i went to sch at bout 11 i think. Brought my laptop. Gt stolen by the gurls i was sitting wif zzz go take my laptop anyhow plae music. Anw then gt back report card. Damn pathetic results. Was the same as sec 3 -.- . Went 4 tuition after eng remedial.
Thoughts
Everything is happening again. -.- I can just c the ending. Rejection. Again. Y do i keep trying? Okay rhetorical Qn. I noe y. So tat i can find someone who loves mi. Tats all i want. Y is it so hard? -.- lyf suxx.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Todae (part 2)
Went for tuiton. Came home. Went for bible study wif family.
Thoughts
I guess i was wrong. I didn't think tat he was tat much of jerk. Well i did think he was a jerk but i didn't think he was tat much of one. Ah well i guess i'll just have to find some other friends to spend my hols wif... I doubt anybody will ask me to go out wif them...Saad...Once again she creeps into my head. I wish i could spend part of my hols wif her even as jus a friend. But i doubt it'll happen...I'm pretty sure she busy wif stuff n other friends. Even if she is free i don think i'm anywhere close to the top of her "friends to go out wif" list...i guess i'll just hide in my lil hole n emo, oblivious to the world.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Today
Went to father's office. nthing else -.-
Thoughts
I could rite a love letter wif wad i'm doing now -.- : I'm sitting here on a boring saturday afternoon thinking bout eu...etc. -.- wth. Anw i serious am. I can't really think bout anything else. I can't even study zzz. Of all damn times. Y??? T.T nothing good will ever come out of this desire. I'll get nothing but disappointment after awhile. Haiix. I kinda wish i still had sch. At least i may be able to catch a minor glimpse of her or have a short chat. I hate tis. Y do i always feel lyk tat?
Friday, October 10, 2008
Todaaee
I don noe go sch for wad todae. Onli had lyk an hour of classes -.- . anw went for eng intensive. I found out i got completely owned by a gurl in L1R5 T.T time to work damn hard. Must own her muhahaha. -.- Anw then i had a chat wif jean earlier lolz she won shut up. I guess tat's good cos i didn't have much to sae so jus listen.
Thoughts
YAY my feeling were finally correct =D...wait...tat's not a good thing... -.- wth ah well i was expecting it. I shouldn't expect more then tis outcome. Always has been, always will be.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Todaaee
Had sch. Then i went for phy intensive cos i need tat A1 thr. Had dinner wif Silvia Larrisa (is tat spelt correct?) Jeanell n Fiona at mos. Had fun was jokin bout loads of stuff. Lyk Fiona n shrek lolz. Anw i went fon night study after tat then caught a ride home wif tim.
Thots
Haix. She doesn't noe. I guess maybe she's oretending not to noe cos she won't lyk mi. Okay i gt a feelin tat postin bout tis will make it damn obvious but heck wif the consequences. Haix. I don't noe. I jus got tis feeling. Then again my "feelings" r usually wrong -.- . anw i went to someone's blog. sil will noe immediately who. I was really irritated bout his attitude haix i can't really blame him cos he doesn't really noe completely y i'm pissed wif him. But still he couldn't even b bothered to ask. Bloody attitude.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Todae
i shan't blog much cos it's late n i nid sleep. Sch was as usual. Gt caught in the rain on e way after intensive. Went 4 tuiton, had headache.
Tots
I don't noe if eu noe how i feel. If eu do i don't think eu feel the same way. haix tat the way of my lyf. I won't ever be happy in terms of my love lyf. Okay it's reall presumptious to say tat. But tat's how i feel. Hopeless. Unloved. Tat y i lyk the song I'm With You by Avril Lavgine. It's about some who lost n waiting for someone to find him/her. Tat's how i interpret it. It's sort of metaphorical to my love lyf.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Todaee
Was almost late again but heng managed to catch e bus. Wah i todae damn stupid. Go wear PE to sch -.- heng i quickly go change if not every1 will laff at mi. Anw sch was as usual.
After sch i went by Jean's house to pass her hw to her. Was supposed to dumo it in her letter box but the slot wasn't open -.- dots. Anw went up passed it to her n wait 4 lift. I went to look at e view thr for a min. I was lyk wondering wat took the lift so long. Actually there liao but got no sound -.- . Zzz i envy her. The view at 12 floor so nice. i onli got trees to look at on e 2nd floo T.T
Went to sch for abit of Amaths after tat. Then i went for night studys after tat
Thoughts
I'm really confused. I think I'm reading to much into things -.- over reading certain actions. I feel lyk an idiot now. Then again wat if i'm not? Zzz wat r e chance of tat. It's most probably the former option. Haix. I nid a sign!! .... I can jus picture myself in the rain shouting tat lolz. So dramatic. I really hope tat it will happen. I bet all eu poor readers will be wondering wad the crap i'm talking bout n who/wat i'm refering to. Ha. Have fun figuring it out -.- I am so lame. cya all thx 4 e tags =D
Monday, October 6, 2008
Todaee
Was almost late cos i woke up at 6.35 -.- heng still on time. anw sch was usual. Had a chem test. had to go alll the way up to e4 zzz. Then camped wif sil n shen 4 awhile to help them out then went west mall cos shenlyn nid buy calculator. after tat came home. -.- my lyf is so borin
Thots
I'm gonna trust eu on tis one. Thx 4 helping me. I really appreciate it. N if it really work then i sae eu pro =P.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Todae
Didn't do much todae. Read one of my sis' romance novels. I completed it cos i can nvr leave a book uncompleted no matter how bad it is. I hated it. The ending was happy n so unrealistic. Things like tat will nvr happen to mi. -.- Anw i took an afternoon nap n when i woke up it wasn't afternoon anymore zzz.
Thoughts
I'm still at a loss of wad to do. It kinda sux when thrs no one eu can turn to for advise or at least to confide in? I hate tis love sick feeling this feeling immense loneliness. Looking back i've survived everytime this happened although the feeling sucked. I never seem to learn. I just keep trying n trying n keep getting rejected. Is it worth it? Then again is wrong to want something btr. But it's just a want i'll nvr get. So i guess it's wrong to torture myself lyk tat.But wat if i really do get it? Maybe it's worth torturing myself if there's even a tiny chance. I tell myself tis everytime. Haixx. Y must i be lyk tis? Y must i have such a strong longing for a relationship? ****. Maybe I'll just wait tis one out. I doubt I'll be capable of tat. I'll jus blurt it out n screw something up. Even so i'm afraid of being a lousy boyfriend. I've heard bout guys being unfaithful, possesive. I'm afraid of becoming one...
Friday, October 3, 2008
Todae
Didn't do much. sch was borin but i went to watch house bunny. it was hilarious anw then had tuition then came home zzz
Thots
Ever been in a situation where ur not sure whether or not to do something cos ur afraid? Afraid of rejection, tat ur wrong, tat it really wasn't n opportunity? i'm stuck in one now. between a rock n a hard place -.- fear for loss of a friend fear for the loss of something btr T.T damn my lyf.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
todae was an unusual but fun dae. in e morning i went 4 tution. then met up wif beng loon to study. but he had to meet yu xiang so he asked mi along. b4 tat went to mac 4 awhile bu saw some jerk thr. anw yu xiang came n we went n met up wif nick wong thr. then we walked to rail mall to hang out, thr we went to coffee bean. zzz feel so pai seh. we caused a few gurls to be chased out cos they studying thr. anw had one coffee which cost alot. lyk 6 bucks. anw then beng loon suggested we go to the forest behind. so we did. had a nice trek. when goin along one road we saw a short stairs goin over a little ridge. we heard some dog barking so we went to check it out. yu xiang went up saw a dog then slowly backed down. the we started to move away quickly. n guess wat? the bloody dog chased us. -.- okay the dog was harmless n we could have scared it away or beat the crap out of it. but we didn't really expect it so we paniced n ran. the bloody dog chased up all the way up some damn hill. anw then yu xiang ran off to one side i followed but the dog ran cut thru some trees n went towards e way xiang was goin. so i turned back. anw the dog kinda gave up n we got the hell out of thr. n here i was thinking todae would be a dull day -.- . lolz we were considering goin to get some revenge but decided not too. maybe another dae. lolz
Laughter is the best medicine
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Haven't posted in awhile. won't post much to after Os. short summary bout e past few days. Many things happened. A separation which i have long wished to happen for the good of one party. A attempt to find the truth, or sabotage someone as i prefer to think. It's not her fault. Not mainly anyway. It's his. Get it straight. Don't be blinded by lies n appearances. Some people r complete jerks. Also, I've contemplated attempting for a relationship =/ I don't really see the hope in it this time. i guess it'll be a silent obsession. Also the reason I'm using bombastic english n perfect grammar is due to the fact that i need to improve my english. Cya. May randomly post here and there.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Short post todae cos can't use com 4 long. Gt back me results. b4 for eng. a2 for Emaths. damn pathetic zzz. had night study. i couldn't really study cos i kept feeling distracted..
Thotts
Just read through someone's blogg amazing how some people can critise themself n put themselves in a btr light. I guess it makes them look humble n honest. But they don't really put the whole story there.
Well i'll put a lil bout myself: I trust no one. I'm irritating. i lie through my teeth easily so nvr trust wat i say no matter how sincre i can seem sometimes. There r onli so many times i will forgive someone. I feel lyk i'm the only one who's in this kind of a situation. I don't trust anyone because my faith was misplaced once. I thought he was my friend. But i'm just a tool to him. Cast aside once of no use. I'll get even one day. I nid someone i can trust. Someone i can dump all my thoughts to. N more importantly tat person must trust me as much as i do. I will do anything for someone whom i deem as a real friend. Unfortuanately no one's up for tat position. I should have tried to find a genuine friend rather then waste my time wif him. ****er.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Todaaee
Todae gt back some results fail geog by 0.5, 30 for ss. b4 for physics. I NEED TO BUCK UP!!!! okay anw after tat had night study. i'll die wif out those sessions. as usual camped by myself at one spot. louis terrance n zhong han joined mi 4 awhile. i oso saw tat gurl from e3 i still don noe her name. i think she's kinda hot -.- . nvm. Jus heard the muttons edit disturbia , lyk LOLZ. oso there's one of the dj disturbing some caucasian -.- lolz
Thots
someone told mi she was prayin 4 my "love lyf". i told her not to bother cos it was so screwed up.lolz. anw it gt mi thinking n oso wishing. i was think bout my past experiences. all of them SUCKED. Mayb a bit of happy times once in awhile. i was wondering why i bothered. It's one word, hope. Hope tat i can find someone tat i can be there 4 etc etc (refer to wishes). i guess it's human nature to want these things so much. or mayb it's just how God created mi to be lyk. well there is tat minor adrenaline rush when i'm about to do something stupid etc give roses to a gurl -.- wth. the wish part is quite obvious -.- .
Haha
Label Instructions:
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:
1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.
9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)
12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)
16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)
17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)
18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)
19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)
20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.
24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)
Monday, September 22, 2008
no pic todae cos i haven't found any nice places to take a sunset T.T. well todae had sch. went thr onli gt 7 ppl in our class -.- had exam did for 20 min slept 40 min. was thinking bout my death. didn't seem so bad. i've always tot lyf was a joke n death's the punch line. anw after tat met louis 4 breakfast then went his houe n owned a poor "shen gao ren" on MHF2. after tat went home showered went to zhen hua 4 Clb oral exam. then when got on e bus, i realised i 4gt my entry proof after 3 stop -.- ****. ran all theway home to get it n ran to zhen hua cos the bus would take too long. by the time reach there my shirt was soaked wif sweat -.- . my oral was screwed up 25% of my conv had english. wth. then went to bpp wif tim n cheiw ming n murdered an akantor. after tat went tution. yups. tat bout it todae.
Quiz
aung htet wanted mi to do it so here it is -.-
1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4-"the cops. they'll never expect drifting on a night like tonight."
2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?-an unused sofa cover -.-
3) Before you started this survey, what were you doing?- blog hopping
4) What is the last thing you watched on TV?- pirtates of e carribian =P
5) Without looking, guess what time it is it?- 11.10?
6) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?- 11.o4 =)
7) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?- my radio,98.7
8) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?- earlier todae to go 4 exam -.-
9) Did you dream last night?- ...erm.. don remember
10) Do you remember your dreams?- occasionally
11) When did you last laugh?- 2 min ago
12) Do you remember why / at what?- cos of e dj one radio. retarded guys lolz
13) What is on the walls of the room you are in?- toys loads of em'
14) Seen anything weird lately?- hmm oh yar tis drunk guy outide mac shouting obscene stuff LOLZ
15) What do you think of this quiz?- ranodm n stupid
16) What is the last film you saw?- bangkok dangerous. it sux
17) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?- the carribean. or anw wif crystal clear beach waters =)
18) If you became a multi-billionaire overnight, what would you buy?- clothes i'll go on a freaking shopping spree woohoo -.-
19) Tell me something about you that most people don't know.- i was named after a town in belgium. the place my parents first met. -.- google my name n u'll c lolz
20) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or
politics, what would you do?- i would make christianity allowed n for it to be preached anywhere. praise the Lord =D
21) Do you like to dance?-kind of
22) Would you ever consider living abroad?- yes, to study in a U.
23) Does your name make any interesting anagrams?- not sure nvr tot about it
24) Who made the last incoming call on your phone?-timothy -.-
25) What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?- check yes juliet by we the kings =)
26) Last time you swam in a pool?-... last year?
27) Type of music you like most?- hmm kinda random
28) Type of music you dislike most?- ...don have much
29) Are you listening to music right now?- yes
30) What color is your bedroom carpet?- don have 1 my floor's wooden
31) If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?- nothing my house owns
32) What was the last thing you bought?- seasons apple tea on the way home from tution
33) Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?- yes, when i was 5 -.-
HaHa
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.
The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
Quote by bush(it's real)
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
Sunday, September 21, 2008
todaae n yesterdaae
i don noe y i bother bloggin no 1 reads anw -.- haixx. i feel damn bored now. maybe should go flame some blog. hmm sounds fun -.-. anw yesterdae nothing much happened went out wif my family to some park then had dinner a some over restaurant wif over priced food. then todae had some major clean up of my house.
my thots
I just realised how many real friends o have. how many i can actually count on. how many i completely trust. none. i kinda lyk it like tat. no one who can betray me. no one who can hurt me. well people can betray me but it won't b as bad as some one eu trust. same 4 being hurt. wat benefit do true friends have tat can outweight tis? someone who eu can count? i trust myself the most. no one can help mi tat unselfishly. someone who can keep my secrets? wat's the point. i rather keep them all to myself. someone who i can talk to when i'm lonely? i'd rather talk to a wall or blog. y do we need real friends anw? maybe a few here n there so i don completely lose touch wif the world other then tat y bother? anw jus read through's abi's blog LOL damn entertaining. nid to thank her brightened up my dull night =P. Ty abi. haix those poor naive n dumb people . ah well. blessed is the fool. =/
HaHa
A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again. The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?" The little girl said, "I just know.
And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Applying for a Job at the CIA
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."
So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."
"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.
The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"