todaae n yesterdaae
i don noe y i bother bloggin no 1 reads anw -.- haixx. i feel damn bored now. maybe should go flame some blog. hmm sounds fun -.-. anw yesterdae nothing much happened went out wif my family to some park then had dinner a some over restaurant wif over priced food. then todae had some major clean up of my house.

my thots
I just realised how many real friends o have. how many i can actually count on. how many i completely trust. none. i kinda lyk it like tat. no one who can betray me. no one who can hurt me. well people can betray me but it won't b as bad as some one eu trust. same 4 being hurt. wat benefit do true friends have tat can outweight tis? someone who eu can count? i trust myself the most. no one can help mi tat unselfishly. someone who can keep my secrets? wat's the point. i rather keep them all to myself. someone who i can talk to when i'm lonely? i'd rather talk to a wall or blog. y do we need real friends anw? maybe a few here n there so i don completely lose touch wif the world other then tat y bother? anw jus read through's abi's blog LOL damn entertaining. nid to thank her brightened up my dull night =P. Ty abi. haix those poor naive n dumb people . ah well. blessed is the fool. =/

HaHa
A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again. The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?" The little girl said, "I just know.

And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."