Todaae
todae was an unusual but fun dae. in e morning i went 4 tution. then met up wif beng loon to study. but he had to meet yu xiang so he asked mi along. b4 tat went to mac 4 awhile bu saw some jerk thr. anw yu xiang came n we went n met up wif nick wong thr. then we walked to rail mall to hang out, thr we went to coffee bean. zzz feel so pai seh. we caused a few gurls to be chased out cos they studying thr. anw had one coffee which cost alot. lyk 6 bucks. anw then beng loon suggested we go to the forest behind. so we did. had a nice trek. when goin along one road we saw a short stairs goin over a little ridge. we heard some dog barking so we went to check it out. yu xiang went up saw a dog then slowly backed down. the we started to move away quickly. n guess wat? the bloody dog chased us. -.- okay the dog was harmless n we could have scared it away or beat the crap out of it. but we didn't really expect it so we paniced n ran. the bloody dog chased up all the way up some damn hill. anw then yu xiang ran off to one side i followed but the dog ran cut thru some trees n went towards e way xiang was goin. so i turned back. anw the dog kinda gave up n we got the hell out of thr. n here i was thinking todae would be a dull day -.- . lolz we were considering goin to get some revenge but decided not too. maybe another dae. lolz

Laughter is the best medicine
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.